College = where 95% of what you learn is actually bull crap and the other 5% is the only thing you’ll need to apply later on in your life.
I passed the first semester. Fuck you college, you’re like a stupid dog crap that I keep on stepping on.
What if it started raining humans?
I wonder what it feels like having someone you love to love you back. I wonder how it feels like to be smart and stuff.. I wonder how it actually feels like to be happy forever. What if I slept right now and then I finally wake up 10 years later?
What if somebody suddenly pulled out a knife and stabbed me with a carrot?
If anyone would just like me for being me then that would be great. If anyone I liked would just like me back, that would be nice but I really doubt that it’s gonna happen..
If I was a friend of yours, I would be talking to you nonstop.. Well, it’s too bad that I’m actually not a friend of yours.. But if I was, I would be so happy and stuff that I’d wanna go jump in front of my professor..
What if I was actually a clown made of candy?
What would happen if I just killed myself? I wonder if it would make anyone sad besides any member of my family but I don’t think even them would actually be sad..
What if I told you that snow white didn’t really have 7 dwarfs but she had a big ship and she was actually a pirate? What if I told you that the world is nothing but bull crap and we’re the germs, bacteria, whatever that is existing inside it? What if your food is actually someone’s vomit?